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[Headline: 'Child's Play']

Revealed! Tell-tale signs that your offspring may grow up
to become a slasher movie killer...

[IMAGE: a tortoise]
Cuts up their pet tortoise and throws it in the trash can.
See: Offerings (1980).
[IMAGE: a doll]
Shows an unnatural interest in dolls.
See: Torso (1974).
[IMAGE: a jigsaw piece]
Spends a lot of time on jigsaws - particularly those of naked women.
See: Pieces (1983).
[IMAGE: two thumbs on one hand]
Boasts two thumbs... on the same hand.
See: The Redeemer (1978).
[IMAGE: a bloodied hockey mask]
Kills a serial killer. Then suffers from bad dreams.
See: Friday The 13th IV: The Final Chapter (1984) and Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985).
[IMAGE: a bed]
While hiding under a bed, witnesses a family member being killed.
See: My Bloody Valentine (1981)
[IMAGE: Santa Claus]
Sees parents being murdered by Santa Claus.
See: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984).
[IMAGE: male and female symbols]
Has male genitals... but is otherwise female.
See: Sleepaway Camp/Nightmare Vacation (1983).
[IMAGE: Michael Myers as a l'il boy, post-'moyder']
Kills his big sister. With a bloody great big knife.
See: Halloween (1978).




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