[news]
[reviews]
[features]
GORE GALLERY!
Your handy step-by-step guide to
cinema's meanest mayhem...
| THE PROWLER (1981): Crazy 'knife thru head' action | |
 (1)"The director Joe Zito tells me I won't make it to the end of the movie." |
 (2)"Ulp! Seems like he's right." |
 (3)"Didn't expect this knife through my head and out my neck..." |
 (4)"And now my eyes have gone all funny. Bummer." |
|
Tom Savini discusses The Prowler in our feature. Read our review of the movie here. |
|
| MANIAC (1980): Tom Savini blows his own skull off. | |
 (1)"Hi. I'm very concerned. Everyone who's recently appeared in the Gore Gallery..."" |
 (2)"... has had something bad happen to their head. I'm still real, by the way. This isn't a fake head, no sirree." |
 (3)"Now, this is a side view of my head being shotgunned. It might not look much, but for me it's pretty uncomfortable." |
 (4)"And here's the front view. My brain has been pulped, like tomatoes. By rights, I shouldn't even be speaking to you." |
|
Tom Savini discusses this scene in our feature. |
|
| SCANNERS (1981): A lecturer goes out of his mind. | |
 (1)"You're probably wondering why I've called you here tonight." |
 (2)"Well, it's to watch the sheer craziness..." |
 (3)"... of my f**king head..." |
 (4)"... being blown clean off my shoulders. How'd you like them apples?" |
|
|
|
| THE OMEN (1976): David Warner gets it in the neck. | |
 (1)"Hello, I'm the actor David Warner. When they asked me to do this double-glazing commercial I was delighted." |
 (2)"Urk! However, I have to say..." |
 (3)"... that this brutal decapitation simply was not in the script." |
 (4)"They'll be hearing from my attorney. Heads will roll!" |
|
|
|
| FINAL DESTINATION (2000): Seann William Scott goes for a trim. | |
 (1)"Hi. Is this the Railroad Hairdressing Company? Cool. I finally got to the front of this line!" |
 (2)"I'd like a radical haircut, dude! Woah, you've started already. Ow, that smarts." |
 (3)"Now, this is waaaay more off than I had in mind. Can you glue it back on?" |
 (4)"Awww. This is, like, totally bogus." |
|
|
|
| HELLRAISER (1987): Frank gets caught hook, line and sinker. | |
 (1)"Hmmm. Now I know how a fish feels..." |
 (2)"And now I know how several fish feel."" |
 (3)"Hello madam. Can I tempt you with a French kiss?" |
 (4)"No? In that case, I'll explode." |
|
|
|
| DEMONS (1986): Madwoman attempts to blind a blind man. | |
 (1)"Hello! I'm in a cinema full of raging beasts. I'd imagine the last thing they'll attack is my eyes, what with me being sightless..." |
 (2)"RARRGGGGGGHHHHH!" |
 (3)"Ouch! Ouch! What's the point of poking my peepers in?" |
 (4)"I'll ask you again: what is the point?" |
|
|
|
| DEAD AND BURIED (1981): One in the eye for the good guy... | |
 (1)"I've got to look on the bright side. So what if I'm covered in horrible burns? At least I've got this one eye." |
 (2)"Oh, hello nurse! Time for an injection, is it? Top notch." |
 (3)"F**k!" |
 (4)"Well, that's me screwed. Still, at least I won't have to see Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd again..." |
|
|
|
| DAY OF THE DEAD (1985): Captain Rhodes proves he's not so gutless after all... | |
 (1)"Who are all these people? What do they want with me? A little chess?" |
 (2)"Now, this isn't looking good at all. Not one bit. Nuh-huh." |
 (3)"Wait a minute. My feet have started looking smaller. And smaller." |
 (4)"I'll wager this'll be better than Dennis Hopper's death in Land Of The Dead. Choke on 'em!" |
|
|
|
| CANNIBAL FEROX (1983): Nasty Mike Logan gets his comeuppance... | |
 (1)"Well, everything seems to be going swell today. I'm quite content under this table in a cannibal village." |
 (2)"Oh no! I've had the top of my skull hacked clean off with some kind of primitive machete!" |
 (3)"And now they're eating my brains!" |
 (4)"Well, that's certainly food for thought." |
|
|
|
More to follow, every week...
[home]
© Copyright Slasherama 2002-present